Two swallows on the wire and a cuckoo cucking and ooing in the Bishop's Glen means summer approaches. I've begun to oil the garden furniture (the seat fell to pieces, alas) and rashly cast various clouts despite May being a mere smear of green buds rather than oot. Watch this space.
Meanwhile, I must brush up on wifeliness. It appears I don't even rate as an okay Christian wife according to this blog: How to be a good Christian wife. This chick has to be kidding. I can't believe she really thinks she should be up and in full make-up at the breakfast table - but not sitting down, in case the noise of her chair scraping as she leaps up to replenish the toast-rack should disturb her Husband (note the capital) as he tucks into his bacon and eggs and reads the paper (which she has previously ironed, no doubt).
Apparently I SHOULD NOT POUT if dear Husband fails to deliver a smacker as he leaves for work. Nor should I pout if he doesn't enjoy the snack I've thoughtfully provided (a fat husband is a faithful husband) on his return. And I should just get me to the kitchen and bake more cakes and pastries to harden his arteries if he doesn't want to talk to me after dinner. She doesn't mention blogging as a post prandial pastime. I wonder when she does hers . . . before breakfast while she's applying the lippy?
But the BEST BIT is at the end. I quote: "And of course, you will be pleasing Jesus and isn't that what it's all about?"
Jesus wants me to kill my Husband???
I think it's a joke . . .
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Thanks for the link, hen. Like some of her comments, I wondered if it was a spoof. But it looks as if the Annie person really *is* on the level. A Surrendered Wife, in fact.
Whaddya mean, just like us?
That is absolutely rediculous. That would irritate me if I was fondled (if that is a word) after!
She obviously blogs in the cupboard under the stair, where she is kept...
I think this is a swipe at right wing (American)Christianity.
It is good because it leaves you wondering if the writer is serious.
I like this -
'A fat husband is a faithful husband'
Hmm, can't help wondering where YOU got this mince from. As intelligent individuals we are of course taking the site with a pinch of salt, however, where did you find it, I worry about the associations you are making on t'net. Keep on blogging and introducing us to the obscure side of life.
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